Seriously Ralph I am Waiting

Kinja'd!!! "JR1" (type35bugatti)
04/17/2014 at 09:55 • Filed to: Rant, convertible viper, oppositelock

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Everyone here today is obsessed with one of three things.

1. No Hellcat

2. Z06 Convertible is blasphemy

3. Dodge Charger looks like a Dart

Let me remind all of you the real problem here. Since the induction of the Dodge Viper in the early 1990s there has always been a roadster Viper. Then SRT decided "Screw that! Our buyers like coupes!" No! No! No! Chrysler did you forget the original Viper paid homage to the Cobra? Where is my modern Cobra Chrysler?! Where is the car that can go head to head with the Z06 and give me a suntan at the same time?!

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Get with it Chrysler! Maybe I am being premature but I propose this: If you do not unveil a convertible Viper by the end of the NY autoshow I will take over your company and run it for you.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > JR1
04/17/2014 at 10:02

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If they don't produce a topless Viper, I don't think sales could match manufacturing. Oh wait, they already can't do that. Dammit SRT, get your head out of your ass and give us a sneak peak at an ACR.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
04/17/2014 at 11:07

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I hate to say it but the Vipers biggest problem is the lack of an automatic or dual clutch that is why is doesn't sell as well.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > JR1
04/17/2014 at 18:55

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The Viper's biggest problem is Ferrari by association with Fiat.

Fiat is going to be the slow death of Chrysler unless Chrysler somehow becomes the majority owner.


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Axial
04/17/2014 at 20:02

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I don't want to believe it but you're probably right.